Why We Don't Serve Food at Tap That Beer House

Greetings, beer and food lovers! As the proud owner of Tap That Beer House, a haven for craft beer aficionados and social butterflies, I often find myself faced with a puzzling question: Why don't we serve food at our beloved taproom? In fact, some customers get angry, and we've even been cussed out for not serving food. Well, friends, today I invite you to learn why we chose not to participate in culinary conundrums.

A Taproom, Not a Restaurant and The Kitchen Conundrum

First and foremost, we aren't a restaurant. Tap That Beer House is, at its core, a self-pour taproom, not a restaurant. We specialize in the art of curating an ever-evolving beer selection and fostering a lively community of beer enthusiasts. While we may not offer a Michelin-star dining experience, we excel in creating a relaxed and inviting atmosphere where good drinks and good company take center stage.

Let's address the obvious reason: the absence of a kitchen at Tap That Beer House. Go ahead and take a look around. There is no kitchen or room (or money) to install one. Behind that wall is not a magical empty space waiting to be filled with stoves and frying pans. It's crammed full of delicious beer kegs and barely enough room for a sink and dishwasher. Sure, we could microwave a burrito for you, but we don't like to cook. So we'll let the great local restaurants cook you a delicious meal and deliver it to you. We have menus for your convenience.

Embracing the BYOF Lifestyle

At Tap That Beer House, we proudly embrace the BYOF (Bring Your Own Food) lifestyle. Whether you're craving a classic pairing of beer and pizza or dreaming of a gourmet charcuterie board to complement your IPA, we encourage our guests to bring their favorite dishes. After all, what better way to bond with friends over a cold pint than by sharing a communal feast of homemade delights?

beer and popcorn

So, dear readers, the next time you step foot into Tap That Beer House and wonder why our taps flow freely but we won't cook for you, remember this: we may not serve food, but we serve up a whole lot of fun, camaraderie, and, of course, exceptional craft beer.

In conclusion, I invite you to raise a glass (or a bag of free popcorn, your choice) to the quirky charm of our self-pour taproom and the lively community spirit that defines Tap That Beer House. Who needs a kitchen when you have good beer, great company, and an open invitation to BYOF your heart out?

So here's to embracing the unconventional, savoring the simple pleasures, and letting the beer flow freely. Cheers to a taproom experience like no other!